Hey, it’s me, Mac.
Look, I like my dogfood and everything, I really do. And I’m super grateful that mommy works hard so I can have kibbles. BUT.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD BACON?!?!? Because I have, and it’s amazing.
Funny story: I was hanging out with mommy at a coffee shop, and this nice line cook kept coming out to pet me on the patio. And then ONE TIME, he showed up with bacon in his hand– and while mommy normally would have refused on account of that bacon being seasoned– this time, she relented.
AND BACON WAS SOOOOOO VERY GOOD!!! I loved it.
You should try it sometime. 5 Stars. Would do again.
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