It’s me, Mac.
I hate to break up the fun, but I would like to talk to you about a very serious matter.
SQUIRRELS.
Squirrels are the worst– the literal worst. They run, they taunt you with their noises, and they act like they own trees.
I make it my life’s work to chase them, and especially enjoy “treeing” them. When I chase them up into a tree, and they cannot get down without crossing my path, I know I’ve achieved a victory.
In fact, I’m usually so convinced of my victory, that I run back to my mother to tell her about it– sadly, the squirrels get away during this celebration.
I must learn to be more disciplined.
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